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Name:   Satoshi KobayashiRanking:   --
Birthday:   1983-10-29Country:   
Joined:   2008-10-14Location:   In Your Mom..Oh Snap!!!!
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No One Remembered My Birthday...
Not surprising



Whats Up Losers. I really dont know why I am telling you people anything about me but I am bored..So here it goes. I am Satoshi Kobayashi..Drummer of the Band Life on Hold. Dont know me..I dont care..if you do know me..i still dont care. I also am a Tattoo Artist when not on tour. Dont ask me to do your tattoo..cause i wont..unless i like it..in which cause i still might not do it. I dont live but anybody's rules but my own..number one of which is dont trust anybody but yourself..I am a Metal Sparrowman as well as a demon...I have One Brother..Tanjiro..he is a nerd..a writer or whatever..and a sister who i actually never see..so its not important. I was raised alone by my mother...my father left when i was younger..anyway he is head of the police force now. I have a close group of friends..mainly the same from high school, Rayek Inahara and Luca Reiji. We were fucking notorious for being troublemakers..but that made us pretty popular..like local celebrities or some shit. Rayek was known as the Romantic, Luca the Master Mind, and I was the Bad Boy. That was long ago though.
Now I live with my band mate Kei Sato..his wife Isabella and his two kids Kamora and Keito..as well as my twin boys Taro and Ryuu and my daughter Ayame. Taro and Ryuu's Mother is Mia Bay...the love of my life..but i lost her when the twins were one..she died giving birth to our daughter. Our daughter Miki didnt make it either. Ayame's mother is Akira Utada who just left one day without saying a word. Needless to say I have a lot to be bitter about. Dont ask me to be your friend..i wont...Dont ask me why I am an asshole..I just am..you dont like it..i dont care..
I DONT LIVE FOR ANYBODY ELSE BUT MYSELF


Satoshi 聡 Kobayashi
Age:26
Occupation: Tattoo Artist and Drummer of Life on Hold
Dating: No one
Type of SparrowMan:Metal


Human Form

SparrowMan Form

Demon Form(You Never Want To See Me In This Form)


Likes:Smoking..Smoking and more Smoking. Riding my Bike (Motorcycle..not a Bike Bike) Sword Fighting, Booze, TV, Sketching Tattoo’s, Playing My Drums, Taro and Ryuu, Drinking Games, Torturing Kei, Torturing Jakine, Proving People Wrong, Being an Asshole.
Dislikes: Everything Else
Talent: Bending Metal and Sword Fighting




My Sons



Name: Taro 太郎 Kobayashi
Name: Ryuu 竜 Kobayashi
Birthday: November 24
Age: 11
Type: Ground
Fast Flying(Sky)
Crush: Keiko Yamazaki
Crush: Megumi Maruyama

Taro Likes: Using his Powers to Show off for Girls, Throwing Things, Bugging Ryuu and Calling Him a Pansy, Stealing My Cigarettes and Kei's Crosses, Playing Pranks, Talking Back to everybody, Watching Cartoons, Going with Me to the Tattoo Parlor, Watching Me Play Shows, CEREAL!!, Video Games, Hanging out with Kaylee and Keito, his "Man cave", Drinking Root Beer and Pretending its Beer, and Me his Dad.
Dislikes: When People Confuse Him as Ryuu, When Ryuu whines, People Liking Ryuu More then Him, When I Yell at him, When Ryuu Tattles on Him, Being told No


Ryuu Likes: Music, Flowers, Helping to Cook, Playing Baseball, Coloring, Shopping, Video Games, Watching Cartoons, Calling Taro a Delinquent, Running Fast, Reading, Leesha, Pretty Things, Watching videos of his Mom Sing, and Mia his Mother
Dislikes: When People Confuse Him as Taro, When Taro Throws Things at Him for Tattling, When Taro Makes Fun of Him, When People Leave him


This Is Tybalt...Ryuu's Dog..I Hate This Thing...


This is Their Mother, Mia....She was Taken from Us Too Soon



My Daughter



Ayame 菖蒲 Kobayashi
Age:2
Type of Fairy: Psychic(she is also half demon)






My Brother



Tanjiro Kobayashi
Age:20
Married to Kiya Kobayashi
Type of SparrowMan: Electric


Human Form

SparrowMan Form

Demon Form


Likes: Reading, Writing, Music, Video Games, Football, Mind Puzzles and Riddles, and Kiya (He Really Loves her)
Dislikes: People who Hurt Kiya
Talent: Stunning People and Controlling Lightning

Tanjiro and Kiya



My Band


Life On Hold

Me

Drums
BIO: Satoshi is the Oldest of the Group at 26. He is also the most mature. He takes what he does very seriously. Satoshi and Rayek have been best friends since high school. Satoshi is currently single

Rayek

Guitar, Vocals, and Lead Songwriter
Bio: Rayek and I Started the Band Back in High School. Rayek is pretty opinionated and holds a lot of Grudges. Rayek is the Most Popular in the Band besides Zero and has an Army of Fan girls. He has been dating my old Sensei's daughter Kahvi for 4 years.
Rayek's Page

Zero

Bass and Vocals
BIO: Zero is the Youngest in the band at 16. He Replaced Yuu after the Band dropped him. Zero is Kinda Apathetic and doesnt Care for Most things except his girlfriend Nami.
Zero's Page

Kei

Lead Vocals

BIO: Kei is 19. Kei is the player of the group and often gets distracted by a pretty girl. Kei is a great showmen and knows how to work a crowd. He is the only band member who plays in full sparrowman form.
Kei's Profile

Our First Top Ten Single



My Sensei


Name: Masoto Niten
Age: 40 (age when killed 9 years ago)
Family: Mieko Niten(Wife also Killed), Kahvi(oldest daughter), Kaki(second oldest daughter), Ino(second youngest daughter), Yuni (youngest daughter)



My Students

Name: Aimi Inahara (Rayek and Kahvi's Daughter)
Age: 13

She is still a beginner but she learns fast...
I still dont know if she is doing this because she wants to
or to impress a boy...

Name: Yuni Niten (My Sensei's Youngest Daughter)
Age:10

Yuni is an interesting student...Being the youngest of my Sensei's daughters( she was only 1 when he was killed) she is the most talented and seems to have gotten her Father's sword skills. She is an Animal Fairy, which means she can turn herself or objects into animals..the Spirit of two wolves, Cutter and Blades, live inside her swords lending her their power..



More Pictures of Me Cause Im Awesome


This is Me for Sure--->

My Mugshot..Yeah its Pretty Awesome...


Fuck Yeah!


Ugh Just Leave Me Alone!


Me and My Weapon...and Trust Me I
know How to Use it Fuckers


Me and My Dorky Little Brother Tanjiro


Luca and I




Best Song and Video Ever Made

This Reminds Me of The Hellions for Some Reason
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User Comments


firefairyprincess681 writes:
HAPPY LATE B-DAY SAT-SAT!!


Posted on: Nov 16th 2009, 7:08:05pm

canti writes:
the scotter plays ddr.......
your a manly man ain't ya


Posted on: Nov 13th 2009, 4:28:09pm

canti writes:
oooooohhhhh scotter.....-smiles-


Posted on: Nov 11th 2009, 3:43:28pm

akira nayami writes:
oh well hi....


Posted on: Nov 7th 2009, 6:22:54pm

canti writes:
god you could not be any creepier if you tried....
you pride yourself on acting like a pedo?


Posted on: Nov 6th 2009, 9:58:00am

canti writes:
what's a matter sugar-sensei don't want to play anymore?


Posted on: Oct 30th 2009, 2:12:52pm

*kiya_star* writes:
mia:lol i did,but you ended up in the hospital so i didn't give you your gift.*sticks her tounge out at you*


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:57:34pm

runaway. writes:
fuck you satoshi!


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:46:32pm

kain&able writes:
oh good. Maybe then you'll go away....


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:44:20pm

runaway. writes:
fine,old man...im going...
but do you know when kei's comeing home...?


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:42:42pm

kain&able writes:
i know. but you love it.


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:40:39pm

runaway. writes:
uhm,i came to get some clothes...
-holds up plastic bag with some clothes in it-
see...


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:36:17pm

kain&able writes:
and i can change your gender with one kick.
try it ass


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:36:04pm

kain&able writes:
you expected that to change?
if anything i've been pent up.
so in a way i'm happy your on.
gives me someone to verbally spar with.


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:32:08pm

runaway. writes:
i dont like you all too much,but happy birthday...


Posted on: Oct 29th 2009, 9:32:04pm
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