the official abortion discussion drinking game!
One drink for every newbie who suggests -- in the certainty that this is a brand-new idea no pro-choicer has ever considered before -- that people who don't want kids should use contraception.
*Two* drinks if a newbie's first posting consists entirely of the words "Abortion is murder!" Another drink for every three additional exclamation points.
One drink for every mention of the relative position of a woman's legs (i.e. "spread", "together", "open", etc.).
One drink for every time it's suggested that married or long-term couples abstain from sex altogether.
One drink for every mention of the Hippocratic Oath supposedly forbidding abortion.
One drink for every mention of "Post-Abortion Syndrome". Two drinks if the suggestion is made that *all* women suffer overwhelming guilt after abortion, they just "deny" it.
One drink for every time a pro-lifer says that doctors who perform abortions are "only in it for the money," not to help women.
THREE drinks for each erroneous explanation of what the word fetus "really means in Latin" (e.g. "small baby," "tiny person").
One drink for each claim that the opponent is "in denial".
Chug if the poster claims to know what someone else actually believes.
One drink for each reiterated statement that human life started two million years ago.
One drink for each claim that something is a "natural" or "unnatural" action.
One drink each time adoption is suggested as an alternative to abortion.
One drink each time a distinction is made between "abortionists" or "abortion doctors" and "real doctors".
One drink for every use of "abortuary", "abortion mill", or "abortion chamber".
One drink for every use of "preborn baby".
One drink for every use of "convenience".
If the what-if argument takes the form, "Aren't you glad *your* mother was pro-life?", only one drink for the initial posting ... But another for EACH poster who responds with, "Actually, my mother was pro-choice."
One drink for every time a pro-lifer accuses pro-choice people of "hating babies".
One drink for every time a pro-lifer suggests "shooting the homeless" or "killing children in orphanages" as an alternative to abortion.
Chug every time a pro-lifer calls Margaret Sanger a racist.
Chug for every dreadful pro-life story or bit of doggerel. Chug, refill, and chug again if it's "Diary of an Unborn Child" or "Dear Mommy, I'm here in Heaven with Jesus now".
The question about what emo is? Yeah, a couple of people did. They said emo is a label that's used to describe pretty much anyone who wants to be described by it but mostly people who want to be themselves but fit in at the same time. So in short, a poser.
yeah, I am Pro gay marriage even though most of my other convictions are Conservative. I just don't want to hate anybody for who they are, as I've seen what happens! I've Traveled to alot of other countries and being gay is almost like a death sentence. In Iran you can get hanged, in Pakistan you can get put in jail! scary! Its wrong! Don't know if you ever traveled to the Middle East or Africa but you should! its a lot of fun but there is also a culture shock! take care, grunge hippie. :)
