1. Don't call me names, I'm not stuck up.
2. Don't show off to me, I don't care who you date or who you've dated.
3. I'm not bi. I'm straight, so don't leave me messages saying you want me to....yeah.
4. Did I hurt your feelings on purpose? Maybe you should check what you did first.
5. All complaints can be taken up by my secretary, Ms. Cruz. Like me, she doesn't give a shit if you have a problem, so don't be surprised if she directs you somewhere else.
6. I delete my comments as soon as I receive them.
7. You are not the authority over me, unless your name is ADMIN and you have proof that you own this site.
8. Don't ask me to w4w with you; you will get smacked down and blocked. :]
That's it.