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"The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeing new landscapes, but in having new eyes, in seeing the universe with the eyes of another, of hundreds of others, in seeing the hundreds of universes that each of them sees"
A little bit about me before the inevitable lists
I'm diabetic with an insulin pump. I go to the American School of Redundancy School (no, not really, that's just to get the potential pervs off my back)
Recreation:
-I'm working on a novel. I'm on chapter twelve, and it's awesomeful.
-I'm also working on a project entitled "Dictionary of a Spazzy Kid" full of made up words that totally should be in everyones vocabulary (in my opinion)
-I read (but not Shakespeare or nonfiction. mostly fantasy)
Total Randomness:
-I find errors in Wikipedia (It sounds wierd, but its fun!!)
-I personify innanamate objects
-I argue with people in bookstores (don't ask)
-I gather random knowlege (the 'did you know..." stuff")
-I collect plaid
random, yes, but that's my life
Favorite Books:
~Bloody Jack series
~To Catch a Pirate
~Maximum Ride series
~If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince
~the imponderables books
~the Ultimate Gift
~the Alchemest
~the breakup bible
~never trust a dead man
~now you see it
~Faerie Wars and The purple emperor
~the enchanted forest chronicals
~Harry Potter
~inside the walls of troy
~nobodys princess
~gullivers travels
~fairytales, but the original stuff, none of those tiny little disney books
~beast
~who needs glamour anyway
~the strange night writing of jessimine colter
~witch season series
~uglies
~pretties
~specials
~peeps
~Evermore
~last days
~the dangerous days of Daniel X
~so yestersay
~ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!
~Heir apparent
~a few select stories from Cuses Inc.
~the adventures of short stubbly brownbeard
~Kissed by an angel
~The Power of Love
~Soulmates
~Spinners
~User Unfreindly
~One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies
~Breathe
~Hush
~Private Peaceful
~The Straight Dope
~Of Two Minds
~Girl in Blue
Book/Movie characters I'd like to be for a day:
Tohru Honda (just for Kyo)
Ginny Weasly
Kerry Profitt
Princess Serenity Blue
the non-existant subject of Seth Clearwater's future imprinting
Analisa Townsend
Beth Turner from 'Moonlight'
Gianinne Bellsario
Jacky Faber ('cept I would have dumped Jaimy 'cause he's a jerk and I like Joseph Jared better)
Alice Cullen
Nigel Rasmussen
People I'd like to meet:
Josh Groban
Stephenie Meyer
Emmy Rossum
Pet Peeves:
When people say 'GPS system' and 'Mute' instead of 'Moot'
incorrect use of homynyms
Disrespect for/discrimanation against those with heath issues
people who are very opinionated on something that the are uneducated/ignorent about
people who see themselves as top priority.
I love:
My friends
My family
writing, just losing myself in a great project
food
history
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
~Jerry Seinfeld
Buckingham Palace. Where the Queen lives. And the Mr. Queen.
~Nudge
Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
~Jack Sparrow
The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation
~Fred and George Weasley
Do you really think that a man who would allow them to spit on his hand would find sport in terrifying children?
~James Sterling
Don’t eat me!
~Cotton’s parrot
Forbidden fruit creates jams.
~?
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
~Despair inc.
Give a man a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a man to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks
~?
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man and he’ll eat for a lifetime
~Animal Crossing
How is it that one carelessly thrown match can start an out of control forest fire, but it takes a whole box to light a campfire?
~?
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
~Despair inc.
Karate is a form of martial art in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
~ Dave Barry
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
~Despair inc.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
~ Louis Hector Berlioz
On my gravestone I’d like to say ‘I told you I was sick’
~Tom Waits
What’s another word for thesaurus?
~Stephen Wright
You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair!
~Rosalie Hale
I think it’s only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami
~Ella of Ella Enchanted
If they’re not the Crips or the Bloods, does that mean they’re the Cruds?
~Iggy
This is my brain: O.
This is my brain after making out with Fang: •.
It’s very sad.
~Maximum Ride
I vill now destroy the snickahs bahs
~Gazzy, using his ‘amazing mimicry superpowers’ to annoy Roland ter Borcht
Son of a Banshee, that’s useful.
~Puppet Harry
My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can’t hold down a girlfriend, and I’m surrounded by goblins all the time. I mean, what the !
~Puppet Harry
The two of you will be dragged by your ears to the dungeon, where a drunken Filtch will be waiting with a cactus and a croquet mallet.
~Puppet Snape
What’s this? It looks like Ron and Harry are taking an afternoon nap. Let’s see what they’ve got in their pockets. Alas, nine sickles and a dung bomb. It’s my lucky day.
~Puppet Dumbledore
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
~Jack Sparrow
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
~Jack Sparrow
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
~Jack Sparrow
Really bad eggs.
~Jack Sparrow
Nobody move! I dropped me brain!
~Jack Sparrow’s hallucination of himself
Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.
~Ron Weasley
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
~Despair inc.
I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.
~Iggy
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
~Despair inc.
No! Don’t leave, little gumdrop people!
~ Hamm III
Is it just me, or is that a really handsome pile of glophoppers?
~Hamm III
You’re gonna need streamers. Nothing screams ‘Festive’ like streamers.
~Titan
You climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine or whatever its called. What’s the bloody thing called?
~Johnny Depp
It’s just a flesh wound.
~The Black Knight
I think “Veggie Burger” sounds much more appetizing. A “garden burger” sounds like something you just found in the garden.
~Robert Pattenson
The Towel Girl. She’s a Legend!
~Dan Radcliff
And then he said the “F” version of bug off, inviting him to do something extremely difficult if not physically impossible.
~Jacky Faber
Prepare to be amazified!
~Hamm III
Spiders. There’s … there’s spiders. They want me to tap dance. I don’t want to tap dance.
~Ron Weasley
OK? What is this OK you speak of?
~Giannine Bellisario
What is this Arthur king of and why did he keep his sword in a stone?
~ Unknown
The wind is in my veins; the spirit of the otter is in my liver.
~Sister Mary Ursula
Right and truth are one with pinochle and rye bread.
~Sister Mary Ursula
