Hey it's me Naruto, also known as OrangeNinja. Well I'm the real Naruto first one up here, also between you and me I'm actually the real live Naruto too. Well anyways I'm the hokage, and my husband Sasuke is the leader of a Anbu Squad. I live in the Uchiha Compound, and I have many friends. Sakura probably wishes I was dead but who the hell needs that fat bitch anyways. Okay well I'm cute, funny, sweet, uke, nice, hyper, orange, fun, lovable, have a nice ass. And I'm better then you.