I am a Demolition Lover. I am NEVER okay. I was welcomed to the black parade. I am young, and I don't care. I am disenchanted. I am filled with unapologetic apathy. I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy. I live Life On The Murder Scene. I cried to The Ghost Of You. I cried to Famous Last Words. I worried about Bob & his burn. I helped Gee stay sober. I have an obsession with Ray's hair. I am not afraid to keep on living. I Crashed The Cemetery Gates. I've brought you my bullets when you brought me your love. I've given three cheers for sweet revenge. I know what they do to guys like us in prison. I've gave 'em hell, and hung 'em high. I've killed all my friends. I gave you gallons of blood. I've seen the early sunsets over Monroeville. Vampires can never hurt me. I am DEAD! And I will be buried in all My favorite colors. Black. So shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and sleep. These are my famous last words. So, thank you for the venom.
This is Bunny.
Put him on your page
and help him on his way to
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
-Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
-Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
-The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
-Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
-Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
-The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
-The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
-Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
-A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
-Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
-Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
-Mikey Way can speak braille.
-Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
-Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
-If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
-Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
-Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
-Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
-The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
-Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
-When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
-Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
-Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
-Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
-When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
HERE'S TO THE KIDS WHO:
-Here's to the kids who were never okay, who brought their bullets in return for your love.
-To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
-To the kids who lost their fear of falling, who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
-Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
-To the kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover.
-Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
-Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
-Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
-Here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
-Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
-Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
-Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
-To the kids who could've been a better son/daughter.
-Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
-Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferries wheels ablaze.
-To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
-Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
-To the kids who Fire At Will.
-Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
-To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
-Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
-Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans. Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
THIS IS FOR ALL THE KIDS WHO:
-This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
-This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
-This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
-This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
-This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
-This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
-This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
-This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
-This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
-This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
-This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
-This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
-This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
-This is for all the kids who were never okay.
-This is for the MCRmy.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
THE TEN COMMANDMSNTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray, and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
THE TEN COMMANDMSNTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than you
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A REAL MCR FAN:
* Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
* Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
* Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
* Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
* Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
* Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
* Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
* Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
* Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
* Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
* Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
* Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR
* Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
* Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
* Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
* Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
* Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
* Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert band member name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
* Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
* Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
* Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
* Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
* Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
* Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
* Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
* Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
* Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
* Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
* Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
*If you are a guy, you always refer to your girlfriend as Helena, no matter what her real name is
"The Black Parade is a big middle finger to the world."
"Know that when you say "MCR saved my life," the feeling is mutual."
"Alright Donnington! I know something you don't... and that is... I'm not wearing any underwear."
"If you come to a MCR show, you're probably a little fucked up. That's OK. We're just as fucked up as you."
"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."
"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."
"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
"My Chemical Romance is a life saving band for most, if not all, of their fans."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."
"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular."
"Frankie and I were 'raided and molested' by four unmarked SUV's carrying special task force agents for going 'a little too fast down an off-ramp. They pulled us out of the car and immediately asked Frankie, "Where's the weed, nappy?" and then began to frisk us up. One cop in particular was spooked by me for no reason at all and would not come near me. He was yelling, "Yo, that guy looks dangerous. He's a vampire!" When they let us go, the same guy came up to us and asked if we were Satan worshippers. I was wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt and I believe Frankie was wearing sweat pants, so we didn't exactly have a fucking goat head in the trunk."
"I'm sick of seeing my face, but I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's MY fucking face!"
"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."
"I'm a fucking cupcake!"
"We steal each others make-up. It's like a couple of bitches fighting over a hair dryer."
"It's okay to be messed up coz there are five dudes that are just as messed up as you, and we overcome that to do what we do."
“We want to thank the fans from the bottom of our black litter hearts!”
“A sock. I don’t need this. You can have it back now.”
“You are very bad and that… is very good.”
“I’m Gerard Way and I’m here to steal your boyfriend.”
"So many people treat you like a kid that you might as well act like one and throw the television out the hotel window."
"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."
"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."
"Emo is a pile of shit."
"I don't understand this cutesy front man tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole."
"Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are."
"Hey girls you’re beautiful.
Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That’s all.
Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. You’re too good
Love your family with all your heart and listen to it.
You’re gorgeous. Whatever If you’re a size 3 or 14.
It doesn’t matter what do you look like on the outside as long as you’re a good person.
As long as you respect the others.
I know it’s been told hundreds of times.
But it’s true.
Hey girls, you’re beautiful.”
"You're going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those people call you names because of what you look like or because they don't accept you, I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger and scream FUCK YOU!!!"
"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.”
"I've always said that if i ever had a child, i'd name him Dracula"
"Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?"
“I am the lord of the wicket”
“Hey listen up! All you rascists, sexsits, homophobes, and just plain assholes… we have a message for you… GO THE FUCK HOME!”
"You Can Beat Us, You Can Burn Us, You Can Break Us, You Can Drown Us, You Can Poison Us, But WE WILL NOT STOP."
"Go fuck a whale."
"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit and never let them take you alive!"
"Hey ladies! I just have one question: Are my pants to tight"
“We like to Kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. That’s a... SURPRISE!”
"If you for one minute think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band? You wore their shirt and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet...”
"People were like 'What are you gonna call it?' And we were like 'My Chemical Romance.' And they were like 'Fuck, that's good.'"
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"It made me a lesbian"
"I would date Gerard"
"We're metal in the sense that we've a lot of metal on our instruments. Gerard and I have quite a lot of metal on our belt buckles as well."
"I could eat my body weight in sushi!"
"I'm a little upset 'cause I'm going to die tomorrow"
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
“There’s Less Violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops”
"We're definitely a band that wants to save your life."
"We wanted to make music that impacted peoples' lives."
"I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil."
"I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes."
"I hate my voice, it sounds like a girl. I am infact a male."
"Are you showing your butt?"
"People tell me that whenever there's a camera around, I tend to go the other way. Or I kick it. Or I smash it."
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
"What sticks out in my mind when we play are kids just breaking down and crying in front of you. Perhaps it happens to alot of bands. But it's different for us. The music brings out the shit in them. It's a release.
"We canceled three shows. We pride ourseves on giving fans something to do. If they're going though some shit they can go to a concert and heal. I didn's want to let anyone down.
THERE ARE FOUR WAYS
THE RIGHT WAY
THE WRONG WAY
THE GERARD WAY AND
THE MIKEY WAY
98% of people online really would not care if you killed yourself. Only 2% would and those 2% would actually cry and be sad and depressed if you commited suicide.
I'M ONE OF THOSE 2%
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
You're gonna come across alot of shitty bands, and alot of shitty people. And if any of those people call u names because of what u look like, or because they dont accept u for who u are,i want u to look at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK U!! -gerard way
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
( ) You're born in April
( ) You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
( ) You're a born leader
( ) You love drawing and you do it well
(x) You love singing
(x) You don't take sh** from anyone
( ) You're afraid of needles
( ) You call your friends with their last names instead of their names
(x) You've got siblings and you love them
(x) You're the oldest child
( ) You're born in July
( ) You play the guitar
(x) You've got a scar on your head
( ) You can't swim
( ) You've got a FRO!!!
( ) You're 6'1"
( ) You're shy
( ) You wear contact lenses
( ) You're called mastermind or the quiet genius
(x) People do/used to laugh at You
( ) You're born in September
( ) You play bass
( ) You've got asthma
( ) You're near-sighted
( ) You wear glasses
(x)You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
( )You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
( ) You're the youngest sibling
(x) You're the skinniest in your group of friends
(x) You've put a heater IN the shower
( ) You're born in October
(x) You're the hyperest of your group
( ) You rattle on your guitar
(x) You're short
(x) You love tattoos AND piercing
(x) You're younger than all your friends
(x) You think homophobia is gay
(x)You mess with your friend's head
(x) You are seen as immature
(x)You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
( ) You're born in December
( ) You don't talk much
( ) You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
( ) You hate people filming you
(x) You prefer cats to dogs
( ) You play drums
(x) One of your friends messes with your head
(x) You are constantly irritated with one of your friends (but I love 'em anyway)
(x) You're scary when serious
(x) You zone out a lot
I GOT FRANKIE!
To look at you,
To touch yours,
To care about you,
To love you
To kick you if you forget me !!
♥♥IM COMIN DOWN_BRING ME UP_TAKE IT OFF_LETS JUST TOUCH!!
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
Can you cry under water?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it..s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down I'm scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you, slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and, told him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
Music I <3:
My Chemical romance
Panic at the disco
The Academy Is
Fall out boy
Mindless Self Indulgence
Tegan And Sara
Three Days Grace
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Devil Wears Prada
Meg & Dia
Motion City Soundtrack
The Hush Sound
The Yeahs Yeahs Yeahs
I Haunt Wizardz
The Beastie Boys
All Time Low
Nine Inch Nails
The Medic Droid
Escape the fate
System of a down
Jimmy Eat World
30 seconds to mars
Cute is what we aim for
Job for a cowboy
My crush at my school >> <<
Kickball mwahahahaha >XD
My MCR shirt :D
Jack Skeleton :D
Anti Avrils ^_^
High school musical
Snakes...but i can touch one o.o
The Naked Brothers band
Nightmare Before christmas
Alice in wonderland
Sound of Music
The Dark Knight
Live Free,Die Hard
and Alot more