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THIS PROFILE IS DEDICATED TO BILL KAULITZ and EMO BOYS<333333333333 yummi supporting <3 omfg yummi bill<333333333333333
Well, I like hacking your face off. <3
I like to listen to guy bands that scream in the mic.<3
I like yaoi. <3 yummi <3
I like Tokio Hotel...Bill is smexi<3 also yummi <3
I like antagonizing you <3
I like Alex Evans cause he's hot <3
I like emo boys cause their hot <3
I like hoping the human race to death <3
I like eating your cookies <3
I love animals <3
I hate people who kill animals for kicks</3
I wanna kill Miley Cyrus because shes a freak of nature and shes a whore </3
Get off my profile is you disagree with any of this junk I just put here </3
I like over-equipping my character on gaiaonline.com <3
I like playing guildwars <3
That's about it...
Get off my profile...
I'm calling the coppers...
I'm drawing a restraining order...
Stop following me!
LOL! -huggles- adorable <3 :3
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
Can you cry under water?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it..s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Isn't it weird that if you rearrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
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yeah, before piccy says I'm with stupid Miley...</3
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