Loud, emotional music.
My Chemical Romance.
Fall Out Boy.
Skateboard Shoes and Converse.
Long, Striped Socks.
Vault. What a Fucking Awesome drink.
Avril Lavigne Sucks. Stupid Poser.
When you get a sharp pain out of no where it's because Frank Iero just kicked your ass.
Frank Iero once took a dump from a cloud...Scotland was created.
For Frank Iero, date-raping is just dating.
Frank Iero's interests include feeding ponies, riding ponies, getting mad at ponies, and hiding dead pony bodies.
Frank Iero once shot an enemy plane down with a finger, by yelling "Bang"
Super Mario World is loosely based on an incident: Frank Iero ate a mixture of Taco Bell and live turtles and took a dump in a New York City public bathroom.
Frank Iero donates blood using a revolver and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, Chuck Norris just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Someone once lit Gerard Way on fire. The fire received third degree burns.
Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Chuck Norris Pwns noobs...And by pwns I mean has sex with. And by noobs I mean your mom.
Dane Cook is more funny than a crap on George Bush's head.
Chuck Noris Knows a word that rhymes with orange.
Chuck Norris invented water.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck...
Gerard Way runs with scissors.
During sex Gerard Way is never on top, because Gerard Way NEVER fucks up.
Once Gerard Way sang, consequence: the first deaf person.
Gerard Way can drown a fish.
Mikey Way throws walls at people
Contrary to popular belief, JFK was not, in fact, shot. Gerard Way ran in, and caught the bullets using just teeth. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way can put Humpty Dumpty back together.
There once lived three little pigs. Until Ryan Ross came along and ate their houses. Now there are three little hobo pigs.
It takes 700 Ryan RossS to screw in a light bulb. One to put in the light bulb, and the other 699 to kill the ninja's trying to kill Ryan Ross.
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