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Name:   â™¥dork:]
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this is me :]
this is cute but long
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...

Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right? back. I need to take this call.

Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.

She walks? into the next room.

Girl:?Hey!? What's up?

Guy :Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early

Girl:Yeah, sounds great

Guy :Okay. I'm right by your house,I'll come to get you now.

Girl:That's not such a good idea...

Guy :Why not?

Girl:?I'm busy right? now... sorry.

Guy :With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plan did you...

In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly.

Girl:No No... I was just eating... with the family.

Guy :But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort

The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway.

goes downstairs, and finds his best friend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.

Guy:what the heck is going on

Girl:I can explain! Please listen to me!

Guy:Benny How could you do this to me, Rachel
I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!

Girl:John...

John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.

Benny (climbs out of the window), starts his car, and drives off down the street.

Girl runs after? her boyfriend. Yelling...

Girl:NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse!!

She falls down and cries.

John turns? around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.

John:Why?? Rachel, why I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore.

Does this mean I have to pay you now?
Here take this as the cash.

He drops a ring box on her lap

She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops...

Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.

Girl:You were going to propose?

Guy:Yeah...

how dumb was I

And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headllights faded..

And she was in despair.


Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he had died of an overdose of drugs and when they found him he had a picture of him and her in his hands
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