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Name:   50cent
Birthday:   2010-09-24
Joined:   2009-08-03
Location:   i don't wanna tell you :D


Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.

Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”


Two friend are talking about winter season. One friend asked to another friend, “Can you tell who falls in big problem in winter season?”

The friend told, “I’ve no idea.”

The friend replied, “Its the thief. The thief cannot pic-pocket as people put their hands in the pants pocket.”


Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!


A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor Bania.

The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, the rich just gave him a Cadburyes Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

The rich man now replied: “Now I also have Bania’s blood in my body.”


A boy takes his girlfriend on a date. They went to a coffee shop and they ordered coffee.

The boy told to his girlfriend, “Drink quickly before it gets cold.”

Girlfriend asked with surprise, “Why?”

The boy replied, “Don’t u see, Hot cofee is for $ 5 and cold cofee for $10 !”

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