If you have time to breath you have time for music.
Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads:
Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."
WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A REAL MCR FAN:
* Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
* Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
* Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
* Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
* Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
* Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
* Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
* Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
* Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
* Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
* Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
* Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR
* Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.
* Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
* Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
* Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
* Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
* Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert band member name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
* Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
* Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
* Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
* Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
* Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
* Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
* Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
* Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
* Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
* Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
* Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
*If you are a guy, you always refer to your girlfriend as Helena, no matter what her real name is