Hello creatures.

Name: Yes, in fact. Thank you for asking!

Age: Okay, I'll give you a hint: I'm older than a fetus and younger than dead. That's it.

Location: Mars.

No, I am not screwing with you.

Red Planet Pride.

Go Sculpins.


AND ANOTHER THING! I have a terrible, awful, no good and reasonably questionable sense of humor. So, I apologize for that in advance.

If you can't stand obvious, glaring, multiple errors and/or gaping grammatical mistakes or chatspeak, good for you. We have something in common.

LAST THING. I PROMISE. MAYBE. Because I'm sure you are all so very curious. Nitlon is a play on NTLON, or Notice The Lack Of Numbers, as I've always tried my best to not have any numbers in online name thingies.