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Part 1 Zeri:look! theres the bat sign! I must go to its call! Batman: No, my Son. I must go. Zeri: BATMAN!!!*tackles batman* Batman: can't fight..insane fan boy *falls over* Zeri: I KILLED HIM!! >_> *Takes his mask, puts it on and runs to the bat sign* I AM THE NEW BRUCE WAYNE! Part 2 Batman: *in his home* Zeri: Alfred! I'm home *dressed as batman* Batman: who the hell are you!? Zeri: why, i'm batman, batman *squeals like a fangirl* OMG!!! I DIDN'T KILL YOU!! *Tackles batman again* OH! I can be like bat boy! your sidekick! Batman: T_T get off me you crazy loon Zeri: oh! *rolls off him and stares at the ceiling* we can fight crime together!! *squeals* Batman: *gets up and dust himself off* Alfred, call the mental hospital Robin: *hits zeri over the head with a frying pan* I'M BATMANS SIDEKICK!! *kira randomly appears* CAN I BE BATGIRL?! Zeri: *knocked out* Batman: *rolls his eyes* and who are you? kira: only the most kickass woman youll ever meet in your entire life. i tried to be ironmans sidekick but he rolls on his own, ya know? batman: no i don't know, and i don't know why you are here! Alfred: shes fairly atractive Robin: not to me kira: T_T thats cuz youre gay bird brain. im just here to get my friend, really. *helps zeri up* Batman: please, if there is anything i can do for you to get him to leave me alone Zeri: I'M THE NEW BATMAN! Batman: *eye twitch* kira: zeri dear, you cant be batman. *points at batman* thas batman right there. do you really want to take your heros place? Zeri: *tears up* i..i..really wanted to be batman!!*curls up and cries* Batman: T_T oh com'on kira: *hugs him* zeri, i'll be your sidekick if you want Zeri: *sniffles* r-really Batman: would you.. *grumbles* like to ride in the bat moible Zeri: *jumps up* YAY!!NANANANANANA BATMAN! BATMAN!*Runs into a wall* Batman: he isn't to bright is he.. ode: *randomly pops in* ZERI!! its ur turn to watch Daiki!! *flowers blooming around her* Zeri: *glares at odette* you won him in the divorice, along with my manly hood Batman: *looks at odette* and who might you be? Zeri: YOU TOOK MY - Batman: sh!!!!!! Zeri: well she did..she left me with nothing but keito! batman: posion ivy and batman wanna be plus irongirl...*shakes head* Zeri: *grumbles* she even ruined my time with my hero! Batman: *looks at odette* were you drunk when you married him? ode: honestly mr batman i wish i had been, that would better explain my poor decisions. and im not a poison ivy wanna be... that idiot just compares me to her because of my powers and his obsession with you. sometimes i think thats why he married me in the first place. to live his disturbing fantasy Zeri: *flips her off* forget you! you tricked me into marrying you! batman: and i thought i needed help for dressing up as a bat, you two are insane! Zeri: *puts his hands on his hips* and i was drunk before i said i do to you FYI! kira: *zones back in* woah sorry guys.. what did i miss? ode: Im sorry mr batman for my ex bothering your so much. is there anything i can do to make it up to you? *bats eyelashes at him* oh hey akira-sensei kira: well hello miss odette. what brings you to the batcave? *looks down and releases zeri* ah! Zeri: NO!! STOP RUINING EVERYTHING FOR ME YOU INSANE FLOWER LOVING DRUNKEN WANNA BE!!*stands up when kira gets off him and tackles batman* HE IS MINE!!! *looks at kira* hi! ^_^ Batman: *falls to the ground* T_T i need better locks ode: *uses vines to pull him off batman* zeri ur embarrassing yourself and me for ever associating with you. oh and mostly im here to drive zeri insane, but i also wanted to see this batman for myself kira: why did i end up your babysitter? im truely sorry your batiness.. he means no harm really ^^" *starts dragging him out of the cave* Zeri: SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU! when i would dress as batman she'd asked me "who are you suppose to be" She didn't even bother to watch your movies on my brithday!! *holding his arms out to batman* BRUCE WAYNE!!! I LOVE YOU!! Batman: *stands up and pats zeri's head* you sad little boy Zeri: *wimpers* Batman: let the moron stay Zeri: *squeals like a girl* kira: *sighs and lets him go* chillin in the batcave.. sounds like something i wouldve done as a teenager... ode: it tis an interesting concept. mind if i join? kira: *rubs her forehead* yeah thats fine, i could use the dose of sanity you bring zeri:*hugging batman* batman: there there *pulls him off* ladies i'm guesing your going to stay just to end this crazy man's life zeri: *Nods* but i'z got a girlfriend so odette can leave batman: what women in her right mind would want to be with you zeri: a purtty one! kira: *rolls eyes and wanders over to computer to sit down* ode: oh! i wonder if batman has plants vs zombies?! *ignoring zeri* Batman: I don't play video games... who here needs a drink? i sure as hell do zeri: *touches batman's belt* so..awesome!! batman: your a creepy stalker! Zeri: *smiles big and runs around the house* THIS IS MY FUTURE HOME!! Joker: *looking in through the windows* ode: awesome did u order a party clown? *points a joker* kira: i think if i was one of you people, i'd be harley quin.. just because im evil like that.. *looks at joker* OH MY GOD! *runs to window* hi mister joker! Zeri: no stupid thats the joker!memeber i dressed daiki up as him Batman: damn it! *grabs his gear* i'll be back zeri: *dressed as batman* I'LL COME WITH YOU! Joker: hello lovely lady kira: i wanna be on your side! i dont care if youre a bit freaky!!! *clings to joker* ode: mister joker? So is he a party guest too then? *so clueless* Joker: *smriks* then come with me lovely Zeri: Stop right there Joker! *puts his hand in front of him* batman: when did i ever do that? robin: batman! is the joker zeri: duh! alfred: Misses in the green, hes an evil person kira: *giggles* lovely.. gosh... Ode: *shrugs* so what? i have been around so many evil people in the past. but i see kira has claimed him for the night. so ill just have to get to know this cutie better *goes and stands by robin* kira: heey.. thats akira-sensei to you smallish lady.. joker: i have your women batman Batman: takes her, she likes iron man Joker: O_O wtf! zeri: *clings to batman* batman: T_T Robin: i'm gay. ode: *winks at robin* i can fix that and sorry akira-sensei. I may be a little bit drunk.. my judgment is not so great. kira: since when am i batmans woman? *confused look* joker: your in the bat cave, hello batman: someone help me zeri: *smelling him* robin: i like the white haired cutie kira: omg i always knew you were gay!! *prying zeri off of batman* robin: well duh! Batman: thank-you zeri: i wanna hug him somemore! if this is a dream then why is odette here!! batman: *grumbles* ode: because u know that u still want me :P Zeri: *pulls his shirt off* you want this! batman: do you have a batman tatto on your back? zeri: ^_^ yes. batman: *hides behind the couch* joker: I'm still here! zeri: *looks at odette* i'm over you*snaps in a z formation* i've already gotten a new girl who i love so eh! ode: nope not wanting that. i already have a sexy love interest at home Zeri: then go trick him into giving you a baby!!
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