You stupid fuck! I said watch the borders for fuckin' Zack! Not take a fuckin' break in the breakroom!(offline)
Aight, fucks, you made it past training, but shooting quislings with a paintball gun and facin' Zack with only a Colt are two completely different things! Any Z-war vet could tell you... If there were any... I cannot guarantee safety anywhere, but someone's gotta protect the people of America, and if you are up to the challenge, then by god take a sign up sheet! People's Zombie Resistance Army of America Recruit sheet Name: Gender: Age: Height: Weight: Eye color: Hair color: Previous military record: Terms to memorize: Zack: Zombies in their basic form. Slow, creepy bastards. Don't let them moan or pretty soon more will come! R.Z.'s: R.Z. Stands for running Zack. Just like Zack only faster. Keep moving to keep them away. Quislings: Imagine Zack, but still alive. These poor bastards are humans that couldn't handle the fear of zack and went insane, turning into one, mentally. In ways, they are more dangerous than Zack, himself. LAMoE's: A few people think they are the last guys left on the planet and have made themselves kings of their own town. when we come in to evac them, they sometimes don't like that and will respond with violence. Use non lethal weapons unless absolutely necessary. Similar are R.C.'s or Robinson Crusoes who are a lot more friendly to our squads. SOLDIERS: Name: Derek Rawlings Gender: Male Age: 28 Height: 5'11" Weight: 232 lbs. Eye color: Blue Hair color: White Previous military record: None Preferred weapon: Sawed off shotgun and a machete Rank: Commander Name: Tyler Addison Gender: female Age: 26 Height: 5'2 Weight: 124 Eye color: red Hair color: black Previous military record: private Rank: Private 1st Class Name: Kat Rawlings Gender: female Age: 21 Height: 5'5 Weight: 125 Eye color: blue Hair color: green Previous military record: none Rank: Segeant Name: Roza Belikov gender: female age: 19 height: 5'7" weight: 110 Eye color: blue Hair: red previous military record: Sergeant Rank: Lieutenant Name:Riley Davis Gender:Female Age:25 Height:5'10'' Weight:160 Eye color:Grey Hair color:brown Previous military record:none Preferred Weapon: Sword Rank: Private ROMANTIC FRATERNIZATION IS RESTRICTED (However, the board may turn a blind eye to this to allow the stressed soldiers to lead a somewhat normal life.)
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