1991 is where I began my descent from the womb of all wombs to realize
I was a human, not a cat, in which I asked politely to be one therefore
never got my wish. It’s funny how kids still make letters to Santa when
2% of them actually get the shit they asked for.
Perhaps the only thing I live for is my sister, Hado. But that’s not
really saying a lot. I was thinking of Hampton the Hampster first before
I made up my mind of whom was more valuable. I came to my senses when
a goldfish slapped me in the face so hard the impact made me feel as
though Hado was better than any Hampton.
I’m usually the person who dresses like it’s winter in the summer and
dresses like it’s summer in the winter. I don't act like my appearance
at all which is kind of hilarious. The rest of the Facebook profiles
(other than the one on my profile) are absolutely fake! Oh, I’d bang
Seth Macfarlane, Conan O’Brien, Gris Grimly, or Olivia Wilde.
Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen.
Just yesterday, a cockroach came back from the dead. He ranted at me
about how humans were the reason why his brethren were sacrificed daily
in hot dog factories across the nation. He was almost gleeful to assure
me that I was getting the most puss and roach legs in my dietary habits.
The nerve of the guy!
Movies: Star Wars, Underworld, Scream, Rolemodels, Harold and Kumar.
Shows: House, Fringe, Family Guy, Flashforward, Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno.
Music: Protest the Hero, Uverworld, Flow, Green Day, The Killers, and more.
Authors: Sidney Sheldon, Jade Lee, Maggie Shayne, Brenda Novak, and more.
There are places in the city that stand between pockets of absolute
desolation and thriving commodity. There are entire city blocks that
seem abandoned and ready for demolition. The names of the streets are
blurred between the crusts of unrestful eyes. A person can wander between
the two and barely realize it. A person can wake up on any given Monday
morning…(or was it a Tuesday?) and find what was once a vacant lot is
now a barber shop.
But this is just my thoughts in my morning when not consumed in coffee yet.
Horror film accomplishments: The Shining, Halloween, Halloween 4,
Tremors, The Village, Cloverfield, The Mist, Dawn of the Dead, Blair
Witch Project, The Happening, Dracula, Underworld, Scooby-Doo in Zombie
Island (I know), Gremlins 1-2, The Exorcist, Poltergeist, Omen, Saw 1-
2, Pet Sematary, Scream 1-3, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, I know What You
Did Last Summer, The Ninth Gate, The Mummy, Ring, Sleepy Hollow, Resident
Evil, The Grudge, Red Water, Jaws 1-2, Vacancy 2, Bride of Chucky.
Unfortunately, yours truely.
Update chart, because you really need to know. Facebook, the ugliest book on the FACE of the Earth. MySpace, the place where I see to it that you get deleted if needed. YouTube, the place where I never loom but check in every few monthes. My blog, the place where you will notice that my life is worser than your grandmother's. Scream's Signs, the place for people to graze upon imps I keep in my sac. Gallery, where you'll find pictures, of course. Are you insane? FAQ, the place for all information in a less JohnnyC way. Video Salute, if people think I'm from outer space. Friendster, because I really don't know why.
Overall, I suck at this video game called Life.
Please don't steal anything from this page. You can use the little Animal
Crossing thing because it's a Glitter Graphics item. Other than that, my
picture, the stamps, etc. are not to be fondled. Find your own originality!
Do u think its weird if some one rolls one the floor laughing 4 no reason?!?!?
Yeah im watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" the Nin-Com-Poop edition. Its funny... no histerical!!!
And then at 8 im gonna watch the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.
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I act like a dude, too, sometimes I try not to,
But lately, I just can't be bothered.
I don't think you look like an 8 year old, haha.
I'm 12 years old, ughh.
How old are you? -too lazy to do the math, sorry-
Yes, not all like Mexicans either,
I've not yet heard anyone say "Don't be homophobic"
But, that's probably because of how young we are.
I know! I always thought that too. I mean, would "God" approve of that? I doubt it.
"Love thy neighbor" (or whatever)
People will get over it eventually.
Or the LGBT community will just stop caring, which is already "catching on"
Ugh I hate how the Zohan gets all sexual with the old women whose hair he cuts then afterwards he FUCKS EM! Disgusting granny sex. What is there to hate about blue eyes??! Usually Irish people have green eyes. I knew an Irish girl called Chloe who had green-blue eyes and so did her sister and her mum. My cat ahs green eyes too, and he's completely black so at night all you can see of him is his eyes. Pandora has massive pale yellow eyes and the black pupil part of her eyes are always almost invisible so it looks like shes deeply staring at everything. It scares the shit ouf my dad and he feels uncomfrtable when she sits in front of him on the table looking at what hes doing. >;D I thought everyone knew what a cherub was? They're usually chubby little angel toddlers with blonde ringlets and are usually seen in religious paintings with hardly any clothes on. I dont exactly hate anime as such, just the retards who worship it. I cant understand how 'cool' it's supposed to be? Ya your kinda being hypocritical. Why do you wanna go to an anime convention for? All your gonna see is desperate losers pretending to be 'Naruto' or someone from Final Fantasy! The fay guy singing at the holiday park didnt really talk to anyone afterwards I dont think, he was a shit singer anyway and was boring as hell. I looked up French names and their meanings the other night and I saw Remi in the list and I didnt know it was a guys name. :o
I like the name Quinn now, so I replaced it with my old name harhar. Cause some ugly dude on Myspace calls himself 'Morgan Requiem'. And here I was, thinking I was being original with a boys name and a nice sounding word for a last name. I think you have to be 18 to change your name officially/permanently in England. So thats not an option for me yet. I DONT THINK YA REALISE HOW YOUNG I AM, DEARIE. Im actually a 9 year old. ;) Wow Canadians die from lack of bacon? I think you're lying to me. Today I had a grated cheese roll and it tasted so goood. I rewarded myself with a new belt I got while shopping with my sister. I pulled it off a pair of boys jeans which were meant for 11-12 year olds. Im surprised at how it actually fits around my fat hips! MORTIMUS? It sounds more like an evil genius name. Theres a bakery where I live called MORTIMER'S BAKERY. the best one is Greggs Bakery though. Their sausage rolls taste outta this worrrld. I used to want a Sphynx but I already got 4 cats in the house and my mum and dad think Sphynx cats are ugly cause they got no hair. I do believe that your 'Kat' doll is overweight. You've been overfeeding her so I see you have no choice but to hand her over to the Anti Doll Abusers Society. Or face a fine of £097658665390.77 and 4 years in Jail. WAHAHAAAR.
NO. You are incorrect, it stands for very Important PERSON not pussy. How dare you turn such an innocent abbreviation into something SEXUAL AND DIRTY! Oh so you were testing me to see if I knew how to spell Stewie's last name? What was the punishment if I had gotten it wrong? That kind of behavior is out of order. ;x Go on and try some new hair products for a change, Vo5 stuff is pretty cool. ^^
What does 'baka' mean? I actually dont wanna know.
Well my actual house isn't haunted but a lot of places are and I've had experiences before. My friend got pushed down the stairs in her house, she's also seen apparitions and weird things start happening in her house at 11 o clock every night. One time we were sat on her bed watching a film and it was 11:00 and then the light utside flicered on and off and a small red bouncy ball was thrown into her room, nobody else was there and her parent were out, it was weird.
Yeah about that guy,we're gonna hang out as friends and see where it goes from there but right now I'm only interested in friends. But I still really like this guy in my art class, we have so much in common and there's no pretending not to like him because it just doesn't work like that but I've been told by a few of my friends that the guy who asked me out is a bit of a player. and all he cares about is what he can boast to his friends about but you know what rumours are like! Anyway yeah I guess the weathers probably a bit useless when you want a bonfire night. Anyway yeah we have fireworks and bonfires and things but it's raining today so It might be postponed till the weekend.
No, I didn't watch anything on TV either. I was just
on my computer. Again. I'm going to the doctor's
today! This will be my first time in many years. XO
Do u think its weird if some one rolls one the floor laughing 4 no reason?!?!?
Yeah im watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" the Nin-Com-Poop edition. Its funny... no histerical!!!
And then at 8 im gonna watch the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.
Watcha doing?